Sexy sports that make men cheat – more dating advice from ‘find an affair’ websites

Way back around Christmas time last year I tweeted about a ‘Christmas Party Guide To Flirting’ sent to me in a press release from .

Yes, that’s correct. A website for people looking to cheat put together a ‘Christmas Party Guide to Flirting’. It was based on a survey conducted of their members (after all who better to ask, right?). But more importantly, the flirting tips were DREADFUL. They included such ground-breaking insights as “don’t approach a group” and “let eye contact linger for just slightly longer than what is natural,” adding, “don’t overdo it though or it could be creepy”. Plus my personal favourite: “you can get away with fun flirting in any scenario.” (Can you? REALLY? Any scenario??)

So imagine my delight when ANOTHER set of ‘amazing stats’ and advice dropped into my inbox form ANOTHER affair-finder website.

‘Sexy sports that make men cheat’ it was entitled. Righto, I thought, this’ll be about the effect of adrenaline on libido or something.

I wasn’t particularly concerned.  The extent of Juarez’ sporting activity is a biannual tennis match with his best mate. For sure, tennis can be a sexy sport but given the pace at which they play, not to mention their long-standing inclination towards heterosexuality, it was not an arena in which I’d envisioned him facing much temptation.

But I was wrong. It turns out in this scenario (i.e. the one where men cheat) the fella doesn’t even have to play the sport himself. No, no. The ‘sexy sports’ are not those that make men feel sexy, they’re the ones that make women look sexy.

The list is compiled from a survey of members of ‘a leading dating website for people looking to cheat’. And its purpose? Well, from reading this it seems to be a guide for women who want to be the Other Woman.

I mean… just so many levels of awfulness. Let’s go through the best bits.

73% of men would rather cheat with a sporty woman.

Ok. So the fact is people cheat. Men AND women. This survey is just about what men think. It seems strange and unhelpful (not least from a PR point of view) to paint such an unbalanced picture but ok. And I guess it’s kind of interesting to ask them what they would look for in a potential cheating partner. Just out of human curiosity really. But useful? As in, press release useful? Unconvinced.

The results uncover which are the sexiest sports females play and what makes them sexy enough for men to want to cheat.

Ohhh you may well play sport, missy, but is it a sexy sport? And crucially, is it sexy enough for a man to want to cheat on his partner with you? I think you need to ask yourself.

More than one-quarter of respondents declared the hottest sport for women is horse-riding.

Well that’s me out of the running, then.

Horse-riding is the complete package, with a uniform that features super-tight pants that leave little to the imagination, and the fact spectators might get a preview into the rider’s bedroom style when they see how she moves up and down, straddling the horse and taking control.

Just… wow.

Founder and CEO, Sigurd Vedal said the sports provide the foundation for fantasies with outfits, beautiful physiques and powerfully seductive movement.

And there was me thinking people who found meet-a-cheat dating sites were just cynical, calculating (and admittedly shrewd) businesspeople. Not Sigurd Vedal. He is ON BOARD with your cheating needs. He understands what a rustle of lycra, a glimpse of a sinewy body gleaming with sweat, does to a man and he is HERE TO HELP.

Here’s what he has to say:

“It’s easy to see why red-blooded male cheaters are huge fans of women’s horse-riding, beach volley ball and surfing.”

Red-blooded male cheaters – like men, only more manly.

“Competitive personality and physical strength are not as attractive to male sporting fans – their love of women’s sport stems from the visuals.”

Excellent news. We should probably encourage that. Because women’s sport is taken way to seriously as it stands…

“This research gives women amazing incentive to adopt a healthy, sporting lifestyle.”

OHHHHHHHHH HOLY JACKPOT. Hey girls, thinking of taking up a sport? Forget the health benefits, the increased fitness and boost to your wellbeing, the absolute best reason for getting your sport on is to attract non-single men who want to cheat on their partners with you.

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Full release below:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 

Sexy sports that make men cheat

  • 73% of men prefer to have an affair with a sporty woman
  • More than a quarter of men say the sexiest female sport is horse-riding

03 July 2014 – New findings from a survey conducted this week reveal 73% of men would rather cheat with a sporty woman. The results uncover which are the sexiest sports females play and what makes them sexy enough for men to want to cheat.

Victoria Milan – a leading dating website for attached people looking to cheat – surveyed 6,000 of its male members, and more than one-quarter of respondents declared the hottest sport for women is horse-riding.

Horse-riding is the complete package, with a uniform that features super-tight pants that leave little to the imagination, and the fact spectators might get a preview into the rider’s bedroom style when they see how she moves up and down, straddling the horse and taking control.

Cheating men say sexy sporting moves account for 31% of what makes for a stimulating sport, and 29% of men say they like a lady in uniform. The added benefit of a toned and trim body comes in at 21%. The competitive personalities and physical strength comes in the last two positions with 10% and 9%.

Sexiest sports according to cheating men

Horse riding 26.6%
Beach volleyball 17.2%
Surf 15.8%
Tennis 12.2%
Golf 10.6%
Figure skating 9.2%
Pole vault 3.1%
Synchronized Swimming 2.8%
Football 1.9%
Artistic gymnastics 0.6%

Founder and CEO, Sigurd Vedal said the sports provide the foundation for fantasies with outfits, beautiful physiques and powerfully setductive movement.

“It’s easy to see why red-blooded male cheaters are huge fans of women’s horse-riding, beach volley ball and surfing, and voted them as the top three sexiest sports in which women compete.

“Competitive personality and physical strength are not as attractive to male sporting fans – their love of women’s sport stems from the visuals. This research gives women amazing incentive to adopt a healthy, sporting lifestyle,” he said.

 

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