“The decision to have sex could define you for the rest of your life” ~ Introducing… The Purity Bear

So I’m guessing the conversation went something like this:

Purity PR exec 1: Hmm, what new tactic can we use to put horny teenagers off sex?”

Purity PR exec 2: Oh, I know, I know! A talking teddy bear.

PPR exec 1: Hey, nice one! We know how well 17-year-olds respond to stuffed toys. This will definitely work.

PPR exec 2: I know, right?

PPR exec 3: Yeah, and how about we give it a weird, monotonous voiceover too? And have it loom up over the kid’s shoulder.

PPR exec 1: Nice. Undertones of a psychotic episode there, I like it. It’s almost a subliminal message.

PPR exec 3: Yeah… sex before marriage gives you schizophrenia.

PPR exec 1: Bingo!

All: Amen to that.

(Thanks to Jezebel.com as usual for this one…)

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3 thoughts on ““The decision to have sex could define you for the rest of your life” ~ Introducing… The Purity Bear

  1. If a talking bear appeared at my shoulder while I was trying to chat someone up it would definitely put me off sleeping with them. Ursine hallucinations are a big passion killer.

    Shame they had to cut back on writing staff to make sure they could afford the best props and highest production values.

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