So I’m guessing the conversation went something like this:
Purity PR exec 1: Hmm, what new tactic can we use to put horny teenagers off sex?”
Purity PR exec 2: Oh, I know, I know! A talking teddy bear.
PPR exec 1: Hey, nice one! We know how well 17-year-olds respond to stuffed toys. This will definitely work.
PPR exec 2: I know, right?
PPR exec 3: Yeah, and how about we give it a weird, monotonous voiceover too? And have it loom up over the kid’s shoulder.
PPR exec 1: Nice. Undertones of a psychotic episode there, I like it. It’s almost a subliminal message.
PPR exec 3: Yeah… sex before marriage gives you schizophrenia.
PPR exec 1: Bingo!
All: Amen to that.
(Thanks to Jezebel.com as usual for this one…)